If dogs made New Year’s resolutions

If dogs made New Year’s resolutions

If dogs made New Year’s resolutions, what would you add? It is the time of year when we are making our New Year’s goals. 

• Bring the newspaper before destroying
• Take on the role of a certified couch cushion fluffer
• Participate in household chores by enthusiastically overseeing the vacuuming process
• Attend ‘Bring Your Dog to Work’ days and boost office morale
• Perfect the ‘sad eyes’ look to secure extra belly rubs

Humans don’t deserve the loyalty of dogs

• Become the official ‘snuggle consultant’ to relieve stress  
• Volunteer as the designated ‘nap buddy’ for afternoon siestas
• Offer moral support during workout sessions by laying on them during stretching
• Attend cooking classes to learn the art of drooling strategically in the kitchen.
• Commit to breaking my record for the longest uninterrupted nap
• World record in the ‘couch potato’ category
• Start a synchro team for tail wags with fellow furry friends
• Convince the mail carrier that I’m the ally and cats are the enemy
• Perfect the ‘invisible fence escape’ trick for ultimate backyard exploration
• Start a howling choir at midnight, to keep the humans on their toes
• Start a neighborhood watch (dog)
• Perfect the ‘stealth mode’ when stealing socks from the laundry
• Master the elusive skill of catching my tail – once and for all
• Become the official ‘chief cuddler’ in the household
• Initiate a neighborhood ‘biscuit exchange program’ for a variety of treats
• Bark less, wag more
• Master the art of the paw shake

Meant for fun but they will probably commit to their list more than humans

• Sniff out new adventures
• Chew more toys, shoes less
• Become the ultimate fetch champion
• Perfect the ‘puppy eyes’ technique and head tilt
• Take more naps in sunbeams
• Learn to sit still during bath time
• Become the neighborhood squirrel patrol hoa
• Share treats, but not my favorite ones
• Keep my nose out of crotches and backsides
• Make sure my bark is meaningful not just yammering
• Be nicer to the cat 

Carl and Violet, rescue dogs that rescued me

Reasons dogs are better than humans 

If dogs made New Year’s resolutions, have any to add?

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